And now for something completely different...

ON AIR: The Song That Goes Like This, from The Original Broadway Cast Recording of Spamalot.

For those of you who want to sing along:

The Song That Goes Like This

DENNIS
Once in every show
There comes a song like this
It starts off soft and low
And ends up with a kiss
Oh where is the song
That goes like this?
Where is it? Where? Where?

LADY
A sentimental song
That casts a magic spell
They all will hum along
We'll overact like hell
For this is the song that goes like this

BOTH
Yes it is! Yes it is!

DENNIS
Now we can go straight
Into the middle eight
A bridge that is too far for me

LADY
I'll sing it in your face
While we both embrace

BOTH
And then
We change
The key!

DENNIS
Now we're into E!
*hem* That's awfully high for me

LADY
But as everyone can see
We should have stayed in D

BOTH
For this is our song that goes like this!

DENNIS
I'm feeling very proud

LADY
You're singing far too loud

DENNIS
That's the way that this song goes

LADY
You're standing on my toes

BOTH
Singing our song that goes like this!

LADY
I can't believe there's more

DENNIS
It's far too long, I'm sure

LADY
That's the trouble with this song
It goes on and on and on

BOTH
For this is our song that is too long!

BOTH
Jesus Christ! Goddamit! (spoken)

LADY
We'll be singing this till dawn

DENNIS
You'll wish that you weren't born

LADY
Let's stop this damn refrain
Before we go insane

BOTH
The song always ends like this!